Agremorse (Leading word-form)
Noun/verb - Pronunciation:/ˈæɡ.riː.mɔːrz/
ag-ri-mors
Definition: The quick sequence of emotions you get when you say yes to something immediately without listening, only to realise this was actually an important topic, then as a result you feel slightly self-concious and embarressed (in some cases stupid) which leads to attentive listening. Then when you attentively listen, it turns out the answer was yes the entire time anyway, leading to relief and amusement.
Usage: After he asked if I wanted a BLT I felt great agremorse.
Opremorse
Noun/verb - Pronunciation:/ˌɒprɪˈmɔːs/
op-ri-MORS
Definition: Agremorse but instead of inattentively agreeing, you inattentively disagree, then attentively listen and attentively disagree. The rest of the meaning of Agremorse is the same.
Usage: He asked me if I want to fight 100 horse-sized ducks but he says so much gibberish I opremorsed.
Unimorse
Noun/verb - Pronunciation:/ˌjuːnɪˈmɔːs/
yu-ni-MORS
Definition: Agremorse but you agree/disagree inattentively then find out the opposite was actually what you wanted to answer, leading to mild self-frustration and slight embaressment. The rest of the meaning of Agremorse is the same.
Usage: I now realise that I unimorsed when I told my parents I wanted to wash the dishes. Washing the dishes is such a boring chore.
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